Old-timer’s Situations

This was from Facebook.

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When you are on a diet, and you go into a bakery, this is the reply you may receive if you actually did ask that question. I can picture it in my mind now. But, I guess it could have been worse. The lady behind the counter could have said, “I’ll fill a bag with our sweet smelling air, and you can imagine you are about to eat one of the goodies, that you can’t have on a diet.”

A Chocolate Lab?

This was on Facebook. It’s too funny.

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The dog looks like he’s asking, what did I do to have to endure this? Can’t you make it stop?

Can’t We Go To A Restaurant?

This came from Facebook. Like they say:  “Out of the mouths of babes.”

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Can’t help but to wonder where he thinks the restaurants get their food.
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