A Stolen Can Of Peaches

This was on Facebook. I guarantee at the end, you will laugh.

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Senior Shoplifter
A cranky older woman “in her senior years” was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, “Just a stupid can of peaches you old fool.”
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, “I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store.”
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, “Nine! But why do you care about that?”
The judge answered patiently, “Well, ma’am, because I’m going to give you nine days in jail — one day for each peach.”
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady’s long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
“Yes sir, what do you have to add?”
The husband said meekly, “Your Honor, she also stole two cans of peas.”
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At first I was surprised about the whole thing. However after the judge passed his sentence on the woman, you just have to laugh at what the husband told the judge.
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