It Takes Real Skills

This is from Facebook. I have these skills also.

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs Oldtimers and trip over nothing. I have those skills.'

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I have done all three of these at some time or another, and many times over. When I was in school, I used to trip going up the stairs quite a bit.